5 Types of Homes You Should Never Buy (Even If They Look Perfect)

We’ve all been there. You scroll through Zillow late at night or cruise through your dream neighborhood on a Sunday afternoon. And suddenly—you see it. A house that looks like it was pulled straight out of your Pinterest board. Granite counters, spa bathroom, curb appeal for days.

But here’s the thing: not every pretty house is a smart buy. As an agent, I’ve walked through homes that had “Instagram-worthy” written all over them… but underneath? Nothing but headaches, hidden costs, and heartache waiting to happen.

Let me explain the seven types of homes I would never recommend my clients buy—even if they look perfect on the surface.

1. New Construction With No Independent Inspections Allowed

Ah, the smell of fresh paint and brand-new appliances. New construction feels like a clean slate, right? But here’s the reality: “brand new” doesn’t always mean “problem-free.”

Some builders won’t allow buyers to bring in their own independent inspector. 🚩 Big red flag.

Without an inspector checking things out, you’re trusting that everything behind the walls, under the floors, and in the foundation was done perfectly. Spoiler: I’ve seen plenty of “brand new” homes with foundation issues, mold, or HVAC systems installed wrong. If a builder says no to inspections, my advice? Walk away.

2. Flips That Only Fixed the Cosmetics

We’ve all seen them—the HGTV-style flips with trendy backsplash, quartz countertops, and "Instagrammable" bathrooms. But here’s what you don’t see:

❌ The 25-year-old roof that still leaks. ❌ The HVAC system that should have been replaced 20 years ago. ❌ The plumbing that hasn’t been touched since the 1970s. If a flip focused only on the pretty stuff and ignored the big-ticket items, you’re basically paying a premium for lipstick on a pig.

3. Failing Stucco

If you’ve ever dealt with stucco issues, you know this is no small problem. When stucco isn’t installed correctly (and trust me, it often isn’t), moisture sneaks in and the structure beneath can literally rot. I’ve seen quotes for repairs north of $80,000. Yes, you read that right.

If you’re not ready to gamble six figures on repairs, steer clear of questionable stucco homes.

4. A Location You Secretly Dislike

You can renovate kitchens, finish basements, and repaint walls—but you can’t change the neighborhood. If you hate the commute, dislike the vibe of the area, or feel uneasy about the surroundings, no “perfect house” will make up for that. Location is the one thing you can’t remodel, so don’t compromise here.

5. A House You Can’t See Yourself In for 5+ Years

Here’s the truth: buying a home isn’t just about the down payment and monthly mortgage. Selling a house comes with costs too—closing fees, agent commissions, moving expenses.

If you buy a home and move again within just a couple of years, chances are you won’t build enough equity to cover those selling costs. That’s why I always recommend choosing a house you can comfortably stay in for at least five years. That way, your investment has time to grow.

The Bottom Line

Buying a home is exciting, but it’s easy to get caught up in granite counters and shiny new appliances. My job as your agent isn’t just to help you find a home—it’s to help you avoid the costly mistakes that could turn your dream house into a nightmare.

So before you fall for that “perfect” listing, remember these five red flags. Sometimes, the smartest move you can make as a buyer is the house you don’t buy.